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To put "lipstick on a pig" means making superficial or cosmetic changes to a product in a futile effort to disguise its fundamental failings ◀️ You ...

Cum sock همون cum rag هست 🎆 A sock that you bust a fat one in and can be used for multiple of times but it will be noticeable because when your loa ...

He looks like he makes fun of people who can read به نظر می رسد او افرادی را که می توانند بخوانند مسخره می کند

Temporary or permanent area for mobile homes A trailer park or caravan park is a temporary or permanent area for mobile homes and travel trailers. A ...

ANTHROPOLOGY noun a hypothetical prehistoric primate, resembling humans and🔴 thought to be their ancestor, whose profile has been compiled mainly fr ...

اعتبار و ارزش به کسی دادن Are you still fucking black guys while he watches from the closet? HAH. You giving her wayyyyyy to much credit he’s defi ...

غول آسا، عظیم الجسه، بسیار بسیار بزرگ adjective : very large or great ◀️a colossal [=gigantic] statue Their business partnership turned out to be a c ...

۱. چفت یا ضامن در ۲. سفت چیزی رو چسبیدن Why the fuck get married at 20?! She latched on the the only thing that will fuck her.

این به شما چی میگه ؟ I found your husband more attractive than you and I'm straight. What does that tell you ?? He must really love you, definitely ...

ترک های پوستی 20 years old and married? You will be divorced with two kids at 25 And prominent stretchmarks on both face and stomach A stretch ma ...

مطلقه 20 years old and married? You will be divorced with two kids at 25.

دوست خیالی

۱. آلت تناسلی کوچولو که قطرش بیشتر از طولشه ۲. کسیکه از حرف زدن با دخترای مورد علاقش ترس و وحشت داره 🎆 A chode is a penis that is wider than it is ...

What happens when you bring your phone in to the bathroom Person 1: where's Dad? Person 2: hes taking a timeless shit. . .

sex that is so good that you lose all track of time. It could have 10 minutes or an hour. you don't know. I had timeless sex with kathy.

adjective 🔴not affected by the passage of time or changes in fashion. ◀️"antiques add to the timeless atmosphere of the dining room" 🎆 Something ...

All of my good for is singing a song تنها چیزیکه توش خوبم و براش مناسبم خواندن آهنگه

داشتن البته معانی مختلفی میتونه پیدا کنه I’m sorry, I am having a really bad day. I got turned down on my grant application to further study the eff ...

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از راه رسیدن، سبز شدن، ظاهر شدن They stole my ideas. This is so frustrating. I work so hard pointing out when someone fucks a coconut and then some ...

جای دیگه، مکان دیگر Are you seeing this comment elsewhere? I mean what the actual fuck? Others are saying this? I mean this is MY thing. It’s what I ...

اتی uh � TAA � muhk

بطور دوپهلو - به صورت مبهم ??? Is it really hard to hard Because you speak ambiguously

Easy to get : ساده از لحاظ درک کردن و فهمیدن Hard to get : برعکس بالایی هستش I don't understand why this is so hard to get : نمیدونم چرا درکش انقدر ...

تمام چیزیکه دارم میگم اینه که No idea what you mean. All I am saying is that dude 100% fucked a coconut.

able to see things that are far away more clearly than things that are near He wears glasses because he is farsighted. [= ( Brit ) longsighted] دور ...

Keen - sighted Keen - eyed Lynx - sighted Sharp - sighted Sharp - eyed Eagle - sighted Eagle - eyed Microscopic

همون ایشششششش خودمونه exclamationINFORMAL used to express disbelief or exasperation. "Sheesh! What fun is it to mock people when they don't even ge ...

خط مو، مرزی که موها تمام میشن و پیشانی شروع میشه، خط رویش مو You have the hairline of a 60 year old man Your hairline is retreating faster than the ...

Squinting کلا دو جا بیشتر اتفاق نمیفته : ۱. وقتی چشم ها به نور شدید مثل آفتاب نگاه میکنن بطور ناخودآگاه تنگ و بسته میشن ۲. وقتی پسرا میخوان سلفی بگیر ...

۱. خیت کردن کسی, ریدن به هیکل کسی، تیکه و متلک انداختن، تخریب شخصیتی کردن، ضایع کردن کلامی، دست انداختن، کوبیدن کسی بطور کلامی، بطرز وحشتناک و شدید ا ...

چُخت، پشم If it wasn't for the facial pubes. . You would be a good looking woman Pubes coud be pubis plural 🎆 Hair that grows near your 'danger a ...

خر پیر، کسی که یه پاش لبه گوره someone who is old as fuck look at that old fuck over there, he's gotta be at LEAST 102 🎆 A few questions i always ...

ارزش خود You're a needy little biatch who's self worth is wholly reliant on how others see you. Grow the fuck up

بزرگترین دستاورد Not getting caught for your sex murder sprees is your greatest achievement

همون photo ست. گشادا اینطوری مینویسن I dont believe you had to try that hard to make a dumb foto of yourself یعنی لازم نبود تلاش کنی که توی عکس مثل ...

10. In modern usage, to have at is to attempt, to go ahead, or to attack physically. I suspect it comes from a shortening of the phrase have a go ( a ...

Testicle : بیضه Testicles : بیضه ها Testes : بیضه ها Testicular : مربوط به بیضه ها، بیضوی Your face and head look like a diagram for testicular canc ...

طی یا تی کشیدن، پاک کردن، با کهنه تمیز کردن Mopping up all the cum off the floors of an adult does not mean you work in film

یکی از مهمترین معنیاش میشه �هنوز، فعلا� I haven't finished college yet : هنوز دانشگام رو تموم نکرده ام

to catch someone off guard: to surprise someone, to find someone unprepared. idiom. His question caught me off - guard ◀️ I guess you can call your ...

I don’t think the voices in your head count as an audience : فکر نکنم صداهای توی ذهنت مخاطب به حساب بیان

adjective [more lifelike; most lifelike] : looking like a real person or thing ◀️a very lifelike doll The graphics in the video game are more lifelik ...

verb [ obj] : to remove color or dirt and stains from ( hair, clothing, etc. ) especially through the effect of sunlight or by using chemicals : to m ...

سرنگون کردن - واژگون کردن - بر انداز کردن - چپه کردن - تجدید نظر کردن در یک تصمیمی که قبلا گرفتی - تغییر تصمیم گذشته Roast me One look at you and te ...

FYR ( for your reference ) FYI is when the recipient has to know this piece of information, usually they dint know any of it, or at least some of it, ...

FYR ( for your reference ) FYI is when the recipient has to know this piece of information, usually they dint know any of it, or at least some of it, ...

adjective [more flaccid; most flaccid] 1 : not firm : not hard or solid ◀️flaccid muscles/tissue ◀️a flaccid handshake 2 : lacking strength or force ...

You did a poor job : گند زدی

Duct tape is cloth - or scrim - backed pressure - sensitive tape, often coated with polyethylene. There are a variety of constructions using differen ...