you can't fool meyou can't fuck with meyou can't get a quart into a pint potyou cant go by thatyou can't go wrong withyou can't have it both waysyou can't have your cake and eat it tooyou can't hold a candle to himyou cant hold a candle to meyou cant judge a book by its coveryou can't judge a book by its coveryou can't make an omelet without breaking eggsyou can't make an omelette without breaking eggsyou can't make fish of one and fowl the otheryou can't mend a broken eggyou can't milk a bullyou can't milk a cow with your hands in your pantsyou cant missyou cant miss ityou can't miss ityou can't pain all this on meyou can't please all of the people all of the timeyou cant put the toothpaste back in the tubeyou can't put the toothpaste back in the tubeyou can't replace me but good luckyou can't run with the hare and hunt with the houndsyou can't shit without peeingyou can't take a jokeyou can't teach an old dog new tricksyou can't teach grandma to suck eggsyou can't tellyou can't win all emyou can't win em allyou can't win them allyou catch more flies with honey than vinegaryou caught meyou choicedyou clean up goodyou come out thereyou come to see meyou completely out of your mindyou could alwaysyou could cut it with a knifeyou could do worse thanyou could getyou could haveyou could have fooled meyou could have heard a pin dropyou could have knocked me down with a featheryou could hear a pin drop