i eat my hat

Expression indicating that something is very unlikely to happen, in the speaker’s opinion. Thus it is a
fairly safe bet to offer to eat one’s hat

( اگه اون اتفاق بیفته ) اسمم رو عوض میکنم.

اسمم رو عوض میکنم ( اگر اون اتفاق بیوفتد )