alaskan pipeline

Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"
Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those. "
Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know. "
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▶️This happens when a person shits in a condom then puts it in the freezer to use as a dildo for later.
I don't have any real dildos, so I made an Alaskan Pipeline instead!
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▶️Take a shit. Freeze that bad mother fucker and start having sex with your girl in the kitchen. reach into the ice box grab your frozen turd and shove it up her ass. you may want to lube her up before hand since the frost sometimes makes the blade stick, which, like ripping your tounge from an icy pole can be painful. so depending on how you feel about the tramp bring some KY.
Danny gave me a fucking Alaskan Pipeline lastnight and it almost tore my asshole out.
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▶️n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
honey, you know i had thai food last night. are you still down for this alaskan pipeline?
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▶️when a man and a woman are intimate, the man shits in a condom and freezes it. then the man takes the frozen shit "dildo" and crams it up the womans ass. she then moans and asks for more.
man 1:dude i took the biggest shit and froze it last night
man 2: did u alaskan pipe line some bitch?
man 1: fuck yeah nigga coon!